Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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