I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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