just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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