I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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