Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
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This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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