They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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