I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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They have beer where we have blood.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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