Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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