In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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