Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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