Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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