I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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