Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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