yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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