she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
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Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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