the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
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you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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