We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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