I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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