I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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