six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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