you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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