Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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