Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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