Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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