dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
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i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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