carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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