Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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