Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
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Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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