i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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