He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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