Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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