Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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