Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
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We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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