Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just threw up on my dentist
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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