Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
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I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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