North Korea, Best Korea!
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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