Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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