No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
BRING THE BAGELS
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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