You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
nutella sex= disaster
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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