Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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