Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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