So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
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