Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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