Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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