to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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