he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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