You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
im holly from the hills drunk
the day after is always just damage control
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Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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