how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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