it was like eating out sand paper
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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