Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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