So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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