We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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